shipsnamedenterprise:

*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what

(Source: i-keep-cruising, via bambi-sass)

shouldnt:

Please be entertained by this fish scaring this dog.

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(via andinthedisorder)

handjob:

when your game freezes and you haven’t saved in a while

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(via ruinedchildhood)

pvtleonardchurch:

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker

(via krispy-neptune)

nonelikerae:

eartheld:

mostly nature

Want

(Source: robin-pogorzelski)

vegan-vulcan:

politicalsexkitten:

cognitivedissonance:

cringepics:

iconic

This is it. This perfectly sums up the “nice guy” entitlement fuckery.

brb vomiting

HAHAHAHA holy shit this is so true though.

(via japhers)

pandaspwnz:

farfrompaid:

You not finding me attractive is not going to stop me from being attractive.

I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU KEEP THIS MINDSET YOU WILL GET SOOO MUCH CONFIDENCE

(via yaddy123)

kuogayku:

intentionallyhomosexual:

hawk-and-handsaw:

It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached. 

How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind

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(via i-em-ironman)

(Source: positivedoodles, via nonelikerae)